>>6038951>>6038985>>6039016Black Leather Goth Shorts (exceptionally tight fitting)
-You imagine it as having disturbing corsetry lacing down the sides, and in the, er... central crotch pouch region. You assume it is unisex? Just looking at it makes your waist constrict uncomfortably as a symphony of mournful graveyard notes stirs around your pelvis; you can practically imagine a runnel of sweat, grit and trapped beach sand flecks gathering in a cleft right now. You estimate that (owing to the rather short and immodest length of this attire) these black shorts would make you look only about 15% Goth.
