>>6103954“Las’ door on the left, bes’ room in da’ house.” The Innkeeper leans in close–so close you can feel his hot breath on your face–”An’ keep the noise down.”
“Thanks much!” Volka smiles as she gives your shoulder an ‘atta boy’ pat, “We will!”
“Wait,” Frowns TT as she skitters after you, “No one wants to go another round? I bet we could make some <span class="mu-i">REAL</span> wagers if-”
Ignoring the Spinner, you make you follow Volka as she guides you all down the hall to your room. It takes a moment to get the key and the door to operate, but eventually you’re let in with a triumphant creak!
The air inside the room is musty–no surprise given you can’t see or hear the telltale signs of a window anywhere. It takes you a moment to stumble around the room, but after a few mishaps and pratfalls with your pals and the sparse furniture in the room (an <span class="mu-b">UNEVEN TABLE</span> and a <span class="mu-b">SINGLE WOOD CHAIR</span>) you manage to find the <span class="mu-b">BED</span>!
<span class="mu-r">STUBBED TOE COUNTER: 8</span>
Giving the mattress a few pats, you nod with approval at how comfy it is! Right, you announce, we’re gonna have to decide who gets the bed-
“Don’t worry, Rook–I can sleep anywhere!” Volka announces as she collapses onto the floor with a crunch of wood! “Anyone wants to break in they’ll have ta’ go through ole’ Volka!”
Turning to face TT, however, you find the Durher batting her eyelashes at you like a Southern Belle in a cartoon. T…
“I have a condition, y’know!” She begins as she stealthily sits on the bed, “If I don’t sleep on a proper mattress my blood won’t circulate just right! You don’t want a girl like me to age prematurely, do you, Ant? Hmm?”
She’s not gonna age at <span class="mu-i">all</span> if she keeps being this annoying… what do?
>Claim the bed! You earned it!>You can share. Just nudge her over to the foot of the bed.>Volka can have the bed. Try and deal with her tossing and turning, T!>T can snuggle with Volka on the ground!>Just stay up for now–maybe T will doze off!>T can take the table or chair!>You’ll take the table or chair, screw it..>Write-In! 