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You report to Seafood first of all, after his shift at Pennmink's Lettery Bard Cantrips: Message, Vicious Mockery.
The most pressing matter to <span class="mu-g">YOU</span> is <span class="mu-r">Gui Li</span>.
Seafood asks you to demonstrate her Martial Arts to him, so you try, with lots of play-by-play explaining.
"<span class="mu-g">So's she pullz the cheaty stikk one side, it becomes a sordy stikk, so'z I fott she'd swing it. But it turnsna a pokeypoke, n she uses her Shifty Footsies, n she's right in muh zone! So's I do a twisty, roit, get aside of the poke, but now it's a sikky, and it's gone fru me ribbz!
Anuvva time I duck off so's she gets the head of her cheaty stikk chopped innada ground, so nachrully I get in forva gibbz. But then the ovva end of her stikk comes up wivva axx on!
N one time when I'z catcht n trappt the stikk inna middle, it breaks into two noiffs in her hands, and I gets stabbt inna titz!
N dat time I'z alreddy lernt up all the new Curry Peed too.
Yez gotsa gidder offa me. Pleez Seafood! She takes muh Times, she takes muh Stuffs, she raids muh napps, n I'z carnt even plupp her rumpypumpy. Pleezy pleez! </span>"
Seafood strokes a beard he doesn't have, then swats you in the face with his carry-home work. You take it. It's just paper.
"No, fool. You need your Unworldly Bride. Being born a "Goblin" is to be born cursed; to this curse you added the deliberate dooming of a young virgin girl, a complete innocent. A Retributive Thunderbolt hangs over you. The Unworldly Matrimony is the surest way to delay its descent until such a time that you are strong enough to survive it."
"<span class="mu-g">B-but <span class="mu-i">yez</span> killt her. Made her yez Pal Buddy. Wazzat do wiv me?</span>"
"Yes I did it; you enabled me; you are complicit. Oneself is of a Realmstage sufficient to endure, even suborn a Sky Splitting Thunderbolt. You are not. You should thank me for getting her to haunt you now, or you would have been struck dead on your day of attainment.
"Stop moaning! The path of Cultivation is full of sacrifice and peril! The path of the so-termed Deviant and Demonic Ways a hundred times so! What is one girl ghost. Who do you have for a Teacher!
"If you must place blame, blame your own arrogance! Your own sloth! Did Shifu not already tell you long before to make a good Marital Home, cook good Oath Dishes for your Bride. Did Shifu not already pass on to you the Foundationals and the Secret Essence of the [Thousand-Segment Carrionpede]. Your Unworldly Bride only got this strong because your neglect motivated her to develop her own Martial Art, while you neglected to train yourself!
"[Plucked Before Spring] is an inferior Form! It relies on her ghostly nature excessively, and needs her victim in her domain for her to bring out its best! <span class="mu-g">YOU</span> learn from <span class="mu-s">Oneself</span>! Be diligent! Be serious! Do not think that just your natural body is enough! <span class="mu-s">Train</span>, faggot!"
>nyerrrh
>shidd
"<span class="mu-g">Yerz, Sweetfudds. Mma do.</span>"
