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INANIMATE
>Fortune, C-0RA to Nurture. Clean up Fortune directly, get the cat's fortune, as well as a horoscope or question of your choice.
You're really, really fucking curious to see how this is going to end up. She nods her head and exits the office, heading to the containment cell in question.
C-0RA enters the containment cell.
C0: So! Anomalies! You're funny little things!
C0: FunNY Funny things.
She strolls up to the box with a confident smile.
C0: We know the SoNG and DANce. We know how the diCe are GONNA roll.
C0: I'm going to need TWo foRtunes. One for ME, one for the cat. Okay?
She rubs the cat's head. It tries biting at her fingers but being made of metal has its benefits.
C0: After that, I'll clean you up.
C-0RA slips two coins from between her fingers and drops them into the machine's slots.
C0: The cat, it asks what it wants. As FOR mE? HmMmMmMmmmM.
C0: I don't FEel like searching for the UPCOMING invader all shift. Can you give me a ETA for the RanGErs to arrive?
She drops the two coins in and pushes the buttons needed to start the machine up.
While she waits, she begins wiping down the machine to burn time and to complete the work order.
The first fortune gets spat out remarkably quick. It flutters up in the air and up towards the camera.
ANOMALY: "<3 is cute! N-Company is cute! YOU ARE NOT CUTE. CAT IS LUCKY NUMBER, WHAT IS CAT NUMBER?"
C-0RA shrugs and goes back to cleaning, waiting for the second fortune to come out.
C0: Weird. DoNT these usually make more sense?
<span class="mu-b">The machine starts rattling the moment C-0RA stops speaking.</span>
She can only watch on as paper spills out of the machine like tickets from an arcade machine.
It doesn't stop. More and more paper piles right in front of the machine.
C-0RA stops polishing the machine and begins reading through the constant stream of paper. The only thing you can see from here is-
ANOMALY: "GOOD LUCK FINDING THE CORRECT DATE. YOU'RE AN ANALYZER, YOU GET TO SEE BEHIND THE VEIL."
C0: Thank you?
She grabs a handful of the paper and exits the containment cell.
>Send C-0RA out to mingle with the employees, now that she's slightly less likely to cause morale damage.
"Hey!" Presley chases after the android as she's about to return to your office with the papers. "Who the fuck are you and why don't I know your number, hot stuff?" He clicks his tongue and points finger guns at her.
C-0RA throws the papers into a nearby storage container and leans against the wall. "Hmmm. Well, I can plAY ball. I was TolD to talk to the others!"
Presley grabs her hand and drags her over to the breakroom. Welp, you're not going to be seeing her for the rest of the hour, you know that. Before you move onto something else, you check up on her progress socializing.
She's doing pretty well, actually. The employees you interviewed are the only ones who recognized her (and are a bit confused at her new personality) but otherwise they're having some fun chatting about silly nonsense.
