Yea, no <span class="mu-i">THANKS</span>! Cartwheeling out of harm’s way, you ride that <span class="mu-b">ELECTRICAL HIGH</span> you’ve still got coursing through your claws and transfer the rest of the charge to your <span class="mu-g">N4 RIFLE–</span>the <span class="mu-s">BULLETS,</span> to be precise!
And be precise you <span class="mu-i">DO!</span> Slinging electric death at your opponents, you race around the catwalks like an old FPS character as Sonny continues snapping to summon reinforcements for each skeleton you reduce to a twitching mess on the floor!
“Sure, they’re a bit dumber than I’d like,” She sighs as she interrupts your gun kata by dumping another XXL magazine of machine pistol your way, “but you wouldn’t <span class="mu-i">BELIEVE</span> how much we save on healthcare costs! Automation’s the way to go–no doubt about it!”
Automate <span class="mu-s">THIS</span>, you snarl as you dive away from her bullets and send a few of your own at her smug grin! Nonchalantly hopping off the railing and sauntering out of your line of fire, a confused expression creeps onto her pale face when the next replacement skeleton falls out of the pipes missing a leg… and another missing his entire upper body!
Using the confusion to rip apart Sonny’s remaining cronies with your rifle, both you and your opponent freeze as the acrid smell of cigar smoke mixes with the muggy air around you!
Man, you remark with a smile spreading across your face, you never thought you’d be glad to see <span class="mu-i">THIS</span> guy! Crashing to the ground like a meteor wrapped in a blue long coat, an all-too-familiar pissed-off old man casually snaps the skeleton he’s holding over his knee before snarling at his bemused boss!
“You pissed off the wrong veteran, you traitorous sonnova<span class="mu-s">BITCH!</span>”
https://youtu.be/tY_kfFnyoicUnloading his <span class="mu-g">HOLT 1912 PISTOL</span> in Sonny’s direction, Blumenkrantz turns his massive head your way as your boss deftly leaps to safety!
“Your little cheerleaders are helping Christy and my men mop up this <span class="mu-i">FREAK’S</span> mess, Parble–don’t even <span class="mu-i">think</span> of disappointing me now or I’ll kill ya <span class="mu-s">myself!</span>”
Oh, you <span class="mu-i">won’t</span>, you grin as Sonny appears next to you with a menacing smile! Er, actually…
Swiping and kicking at you like a coked-out emu, your boss draws you away from Blumenkrantz’ line of fire and towards a wall of pipes!
Ducking and weaving through her flurry of blows, you decide to turn the tables by:
>COUNTER AND STRIKE!>FLIP OFF OF THE WALL AND ATTACK HER FROM BEHIND!>ACTIVATE YOUR DOPPELGANGER AND GET HER WHILE SHE’S DISTRACTED!>BRING HER BACK TOWARDS BLUMENKRANTZ! HE’LL KNOW HOW TO FIX HER WAGON!>WRITE-IN! 