>>5418331“<span class="mu-s">[HAEIOU HAEIOU HAEIOU]!!!</span>” Someone drops from the rafters and lands perfectly in the center of the ring, laughing his laugh off. It’s a person in an astronaut suit with a light jester motif… “GREEETINGS! Earthlings, I have arrived! [HAEIOU HAEIOU HAEIOU]!!!”
“W-What in the world?” Jesse can’t believe this… it’s an alien! Wait, no, astronauts aren’t aliens! This is what happens when you make love to a Tomato, their fringe fears get into your mind!
“Or outside of it.” You deadpan.
“NO MUSIC FOR MY ARRIVAL? NO PRESENTATION? This mission lacks [flair].” The astronaut is mighty disappointed. You don’t see a flame on him, probably due how thick the suit is. “AND THIS? You’re my opponent, little girl?”
“Please don’t hold back!” Fiora smiles.
“ABSURD! I make children believe in their dreams, not beat ‘em out of ‘em!” The astronaut cannot deal with this moral dilemma.
“If you don’t fight, you’ll be punished.” Esperanza brings out the megaphone to clarify.
“I, GALACTIC CALAMITY, REFUSE TO HURT LITTLE CHILDREN. I know this isn’t the way to cross the [Venus Line].” The astronaut spouts a really familiar last name.
“<span class="mu-i">C-Calamity…?</span>” You and Jesse say in unison. You stare at each other after saying it.
“My name is <span class="mu-s">Fiora Kobashi</span>, and I’m way older than you think.” Fiora tries to calm the astronaut down. Woah, adoption papers really go fast in the past. “Fight me with all your potential.”
“STOP! You’ll have to provide me with some evidence. TELL ME, do you know what a [pee pee] is?” The astronaut starts jumping in place.
“I’d like not to answer if that is possible…” Fiora is a little uncomfortable with the question.
“FAIR ENOUGH.” Calamity knows he mustn’t cross a line. “You still have to provide me evidence that you’re just a [vertically challenged earthling].”
“What’s a <span class="mu-i">pee pee</span>?” Esperanza is confused.
“Huuuh…” You don’t want to answer that.
“Let’s focus on the fight instead, please.” Jesse wants to change focus.
“See? Even you want to see the child fight.” Esperanza smirks.
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?!</span>
>Cheer for little Fiora! (Play this battle as Fiora!)>Secretly cheer for the lunatic! (Play this battle as GALACTIC CALAMITY!)>Just watch. (Do not pick favorites.)>Write In. <span class="mu-s">You’re Snackos and…</span>
>Asking Esperanza why she brought Fiora here.>Asking Jesse how he knows the Calamitys.>Asking for a Soda.>Write In.(Sorry for the delay, this is the last reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
