>>5934783I did not, agent Aught, and I thank you for this Fun Animal Fact which is great ha ha ha I am not imagining huge black geese with sharp barbed teeth hissing because we are violating an ancient pact by invading their territory ha ha ha ha geese hiss, they hiss, that's great, that's wonderful, that is a delight a delight I am delighted I am learning so much about geese today and yesterday during a frentic four hour reading binge
did YOU know, Agent Aught, that historically, geese are known as watchful guardians, loyal and sure, and that ancient tribes people living in wetlands used them as guardians?
Apparently, totemically, symbolically, if you believe in the transference paradigm of thaumatheological tulpa construel, the Goose is the bird-word for clear teamwork, concise communication and strong family bonds. Maybe because they hiss? I can just imagine that. Commando geese, hissing, watching, communicating the precise location of intruders into a quiet seaside village amongst themselves, lying in wait, ready, because birds are light sleepers and sensitive to vibrations because of their hollow-bones so they can pick up the movement of heavy vehicles ha ha ha ha
excuse me Agents I need to schedule a meeting with Command, I have some *fascinating bird facts* to talk to them about
