Yea well, you growl as you extend your GOO MOP, try to skate on THIS! Rushing headfirst towards the security guard towering over you, you dart between her swinging SHOCK FLAIL as Curt’s FIREBALL explodes right on Lil’ Stanley’s heels!
“An amusing trick… for vermin.”
While you leap and use Bea’s masked face as a stepping stone, Curt sends a crackling orb rushing towards your raccoon’s fleeing form! Having just barely managed to dodge the FIREBALL, the second time she isn’t so lucky–the orb collides with Lil’ Stanley’s tail and immediately envelopes her in an electrical blast!
Yowling in pain, your pet rolls to a halt across the platform as Curt lets out a menacing chuckle. You don’t like seeing her hurt, but it proves to be just the distraction you needed–turning back to face you, Curt looks your way just in time to see your MAGIC-CHARGED MOP swinging at his bald head!
“NGH!”
He tries to blink to safety, but you’re faster! Fueled by Lil’ Stanley’s pain and your general hate for the guy, you bring your cleaning tool crashing onto Curt’s skull with a surprising amount of resistance!
Gritting his teeth as you push past an invisible force, Curt mutters a quiet “I see…” before you’re both launched in opposite directions!
Though he manages to catch himself with a well-timed blink, the mage seems slower than he was… and whatever force was surrounding him flickers with a faint red light!
“Insolent FOOL!”
Extending his finger towards your falling form, a fine beam of light bursts from the tip as Bea leaps to spike you into the ground like a volleyball!
>ROLL ME 3d100+10(+5 BUNNY SUIT, +5 DEMON STRENGTH, +5 FENCER’S FEMURS, -5 BEA HASTE) TO LAND SAFELY! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!>>5393510Sorry, can't count that for this one, but good roll!
