Quoted By:
Artist- Overly Sarcastic Productions
“I’ll be watching.” Loki said as he parted.
You were pissed. Really really pissed. Seducing a fucking VOLCANO goddess and a rain god? Weren’t they already an item? Are they degenerate or into threesomes? Fucking Loki that jackass horse fucking bitch!” JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! You went toward the Hawaiian pantheon. The peplos you wore flowed by the soothing wind of the islands. Unlike the forests and skies of the Olympus, there was a primal comfort here. Warm sun, colorful flowers, and warm sands. A different world, and the windows of your home didn’t do enough justice to show how beautiful Hawaii was.
The leaves rustled and the ocean swayed. It was so serene, so peaceful, too peaceful. Where are the gods that reside here? You explore further into the island, eventually climbing through a small mountain. It was so peaceful that you almost forgot that you were here to seduce gods and beat them in sledding. To be fair, this wasn’t that bad of a bad idea is it? You were now climbing a green hill with a cliffside that has an ocean at the end. You hear a faint shouting, no it’s cheering.
“KOLO KEIKI!”
Four blurs speed past you then you hear the splash. Four nymph-like beautiful women climbed back up. They all size you up, holding their own sleds. They huddle up like a pack of dogs.
“You’re that new goddess. What business do you have here? Here to challenge a match?”
“Match like fighting?”
“Of course, why else would you be here in that silly-looking Olympian garb? It didn’t take you long to suck up to the Olympians.”
“I’m not here to fight for them.”
“Oh yeah?” One of the kupua said. “Then wear this. And no shoes, it’s disrespectful.”
A kupua handed you a kikepa dress which you dress up without much of a fuss. Then they gave you flowers on your head and attach some to your wrists and ankles. After that… they were pretty friendly.
“Not half bad! Much better than that stringy cloth. Ae.” One of the kupua cheered. “I am Poli’ahu of the snow.”
“I am Lilinoe of the mist.”
“Waiau I am, of the waters below.”
“And I am Ka Houpo O Kane of the springs.”
“Welome to our island.” The four kupua said. “What is your business here?”
>I’m here to see Pele and Kamapuaʻa
>Declare that you’re here to beat them in holua sledding
>Lie about wanting to try holua sledding and ask to sledding with them
>Tell them what’s actually going on
