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Greetings, Ambassador. This session of the Greater East Galactic Cooperative Interstellar Sphere for Peaceful Star Cohabitation, known to our enemies as the Interstellar Imperium, will soon be called.
As always, our enemies are pathetic, but they are (temporarily) larger in number than us, so our glorious leaders, in their infinite wisdom, have appointed four ambassadors to handle the drudgery of interstellar diplomacy in their stead.
Before we approach our first issue for the day, please inform me as to which ambassador you actually are.
>R'glargh of House M'kark, High Emissary of the Kurrdurr Empire. As the head of the second largest noble house in the empire, you must bring honor and glory to your family, your people, and your emperor, through whatever means necessary (but be ready to justify why your actions were actually honorable the whole time).
>Reichskomendant Durak, Commissioner of Interstellar Affairs. Chosen for your loyalty to the Reichsfuhrer, you must ensure a safe and powerful future for your people by using these peons in the Interstellar Imperium until they cease to be useful.
>Damian Malfance, Ambassador of the Human Murdocracy. Ever since your empire was ejected into this mirror universe by a quantum phasic spectrograph, you've learned the utter inferiority of nonhuman "people." Your leaders' ultimate goal is to unite the Murdocracy with the local Human Federation and build a galactic empire... but that's a bit in the future, so they've ordered you to work with the lesser races in the meantime.
>Princess Nya, of the Catgirl Kingdom, sixth in line to the throne, Envoy of the Catgirl Kingdom. Your queen was angry that your people had a reputation as the stupid, silly race, and joined the Interstellar Imperium mostly as a prestige thing. This has completely tanked your reputation among most of the rest of the galaxy, but at least does provide some defense in case your neighbors try to attack the "stupid" race. Can you establish your people as galactic leaders?
