>>5354980“If I hadn’t dodged aside at the last moment, that would have been my heart instead.” you tell her seriously. You’d underestimated her at the end, thinking she had no more explosive power left. But that final charge had caught you completely by surprise. If you hadn’t reflexively tried to dodge aside, she would have actually killed you then and there. “We both tried our best, but in the end I was the better strategist and fighter.”
“I see.” Juanita says, playing into her role as the sarcastic, intelligent one as Dallas continues.
“So, General Tanya. Or, should I say, our new Champion Tanya!” the alien contunues, you biting down on the insides of your cheeks to keep yourself from showing a self-satisfied smile at his correction. “Now that you’ve climbed to the top of the Dreadzone latter, what’s next for you?”
“Umm, well, I wasn’t entirely certain I’d ever get here, to tell you the truth.” you answer with fake modesty. “Chaya was such a powerful opponent, even with everyone’s love and support backing me up, I wasn’t sure I would be the one to come out on top. I spent so much time planning how to fight her that I never thought about what to do next.”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d8Z3JvAb6LA“That said, I’m not slowing down now. This was only the beginning!” you say, letting the smile you’d been suppressing break out on your face. “With all of your support, we will continue to grow and expand! I To deliver even bigger and grander shows the likes of which have never been seen before! I will continue to fight for each and every one of you, my believers, and together we shall form a force that cannot be stopped! The very heavens themselves will tremble in fear of our unified might, cowering away thinking themselves safe! Together we will cast down the arrogant asses who call themselves gods, and put those bastards permanently out of work!”
-<span class="mu-s">MOMENTS AGO, ELSEWHERE</span>-
“N-No way. She actually did it.” the rather rotund man says, slumping back down into his computer chair with a sigh. “She actually beat Chaya. I guess flat IS justice after all.”
He watches intensely as one camera focuses in on Chaya’s battered, bloody and burned form, laying on the ground and barely breathing. With a malicious snicker the man starts snapping screenshots of the livestream, immediately opening new threads on Spacechan. One with the exposed nip on the porn board, captioned, “In honor of today’s deserved beating, post your best ryona.” In the Dreadzone-dedicated board /dz/ he opens another new thread with a second screengrab, not the same one, with the simple title, “Deserved.”
And then he waits, ready to harvest the storm of internet hate swiftly brewing from his provocations. This will be fun.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 178 Epilogue End-
