>>5786390… was getting a solid eyeful.
The pink one speaks first. “What do you find so enthra-” Her pompous declaration gets interrupted as realization dawns on her. “A-Aahhh! Lesbian!” She hides behind the large girl and points at Coco. “She is figuring out how to take my beautiful body by force!” The human wall covers her privates and blushes deeply. “Smite her you fool! Destroy the raging lessie!”
The ‘fool’ looks conflicted between covering herself or raring for a sapphic surprise attack.
Coco puts on her best confident smile when confronted by beautiful young ladies (it’s not very good) and says, “calm down gals. I wasn’t admiring the view, I was just-” She reaches to her sunglasses, realizing they aren’t there.
The deception is revealed.
Coco panics and tries to think back to when she could have lost her precious peekers. Unfortunately for you, she does. “YOU!” She grabs you by your scarf.
“… me…?”
She begins shaking you wildly. “You! Made! Me! Drop! Them!”
“I’ll pay you back, geez!”
“They cost 800 Lien!”
“Typhu! Smite the perverts!”
“Hey man, get me down!”
Isaac has mentally checked out from this situation.
Quickly, say something to defuse the situation!
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