>>5183313>Before we continue, we would like to ask you, politely, to recall that on signing you gave Fazbear Corporate full right to unplug any of you from the Hive at any time. Page 17, paragraph 6; as you know, informs you of the risk of Death upon removal from the coma-like states your bodies’ are currently in.>This is not to frighten you! Death has only occurred in 89% of these unpluggings, with any other non-related Deaths within the next twelve hours after being unplugged deemed entirely unrelated with our legal teams.>Rest assured, we at Fazbear are monitoring you all very carefully, to ensure you all stay as safe as possible.They sure will! They also are constantly listening to our thoughts during the daytime, they can at night too but it's manual and is denoted by the lights flickering, with this in mind remember to keep all our thoughts of dissent and betrayal to night time as we're not aware of how far they'll let us think those kinds of things before their amusement at our plotting ends.
>>5183318It's a joke. Mostly.
