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No time to dodge, no time to duck, and definitely no time to <span class="mu-i">DIVE!</span> Confronted with the impending equivalent of being hit by a truckload of icicles, your busted brain springs into action! Synapses fire! Muscles go taut! Glutes flex! Your body is a well-oiled machine, and its combined might sends you arching backwards until you’re parallel to the floor below!
Yes, you mutter in half-disbelief, half-epiphany… that’s right! You weren’t just some <span class="mu-r">GRILL JOCKEY!</span> You were… You were…!
<span class="mu-s">A LIMBO CHAMPION!</span>
Not professionally or officially in any capacity, you realize as you feel the wave of ice rush past your face, but it’s enough to keep you from getting shishkebob’d! Jerking back upright like a vampire out of a coffin, a menacing laugh escapes your lips as the Durher watches you in abject confusion and mild terror!
“What… what da <span class="mu-i">HELLS</span> are ya!?”
Anton Peas, you snarl as you step towards him, but he can call you <span class="mu-s">MISTER!</span>
Like Tzah-Tzie demonstrated earlier, the scruffy sorcerer scampers further down the dock as his associate tags in–his perpetually-squinting eye squeezed even <span class="mu-i">tighter</span> shut for added <span class="mu-i">menace!</span>
“Ahhh, corrrrmon thern, stritchy bai…” He slurs as a glob of ooze drips from his toothy maw and hits the docks with a ‘<span class="mu-i">HISS!</span>’, “Les’ darnce, yer an I…”
Two on one, ey? You like those odds… right, Volk? When your ‘dance partner’ doesn’t respond, you turn just in time to watch her and the Moleg tumble over an unseen edge and land with a splash in the water!
“Ha-<span class="mu-i">HA!</span> Nice one, Uurt! She could probably use a bath or ten!” Chitters the mage with renewed haughtiness! That’s just his <span class="mu-i">OPINION</span>, you snarl! Volka smells pretty decent to you!
As the mage charges up a frosty rebuttal, you spot TT out of the corner of your eye stalking towards the wizard like a cat about to pounce on a grasshopper!
<span class="mu-b">NEW TRAIT REDISCOVERED: LIMBO LORD! +2 FLEXIBILITY!</span>
What do?!
>Throw something at the mage!
><span class="mu-r">TOAST THE WIZARD!!!</span>
>Rush past Squinty and engage the Durher up close!
><span class="mu-r">SEAR THE SQUINTY GUY!</span>
>CQC the Mzz'goe'virr!
>Try to knock your Six-Eyed-Assailant into the water!
>Help Volka!
>Write-In!
