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>Begin DATING START.
Ok, fuck it, whatever. You've romanced half-sentient piles of goo before. You can pull this off.
You size the fellow up--large, slender shoulders that slope off the side, a potbelly, a low brow.. you can't believe you're doing this. You're a statue of the old masters and this guy is a half-eaten tenderloin left on the side of the road. You clear your throat.
>Ask why he's wasting time on this nun when he's got you right here.
>Ask if he comes here often.
>Attempt to compliment him.
>[Write-In.]
