>>5251356<span class="mu-i">Hoooo</span>kaaaay, you sigh, third time’s the charm, right? Flipping to yet <span class="mu-i">another</span> random channel, you take a moment before pressing the button again. Err, <span class="mu-i">ahoy?</span>
“<span class="mu-i">S-S-Stan?</span>”
Aw <span class="mu-i">damn</span> it, you forgot Kiki took Denise with her! What a friggin’ disappointment!
“<span class="mu-i">Y-yea… I-I’m s-sorry… Sh-she’s erm, she’s driving and, well, st-studies have shown that a-any multitasking in a v-vehicle increases the risk of a-accidents an-</span>”
She’s running the risk of <span class="mu-i">PISSING YOU OFF</span>, you snarl! You just sat down to get a tan and now <span class="mu-i">this</span> happens…
“<span class="mu-i">Ooh… s-sounds fun..</span>”
It was until now! What’s their status, anyways?
“<span class="mu-i">W-we’re j-just about on campus…</span>” Denise squeaks over the sound of squealing tires in the background. “<span class="mu-i">N-not that I’m c-complaining, but K-Kiki drives VERY fa-</span>”
Forget about that, you interrupt! Is the path clear to <span class="mu-g">CLEARWATER U?</span>
“<span class="mu-i">Y-yes! Th-the survivors ap-appear to have been bu-busy… Th-they’ve g-got barricades an-</span>”
Yes, yes, you didn’t ask for a picture! Look, you continue, when they get there they need to track down the department of, like, occult shit, okay? And tell ‘em <span class="mu-b">STANLEY PARBLE: SHOOTING STAR</span> sent ya!
“... <span class="mu-i">do… do I have to i-include the s-sh-shooting sta-</span>”
<span class="mu-i">Yes</span>. Yes you do.
“<span class="mu-i">.... okay…</span>” Sighs the dweeb. “<span class="mu-i">Wh-what exactly sh-should I inquire a-about?</span>”
Cripes, do you need to come up with choices for <span class="mu-i">EVERYTHING</span> around here!? You want to learn about <span class="mu-g">ATLANTA!</span> Figure it out!
“<span class="mu-i">A-Atlantis… Y-yes m’am!</span>” Denise replies! Ugh, you just <span class="mu-i">know</span> she’s doing a dumb little salute, too… “<span class="mu-i">A-anything else i-in part-ticular?</span>”
Is there?
>LICHES!>WILD MAGIC!>THE FAE!>RACCOONS!>MERMAIDS!>DEMONS!>HAUNTED MUSEUMS, APPARENTLY!>NO! QUIT BUGGING ME!>WRITE-IN!