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[MAJORDOMO] "NO, I'M SERIOUS! WHO THE ACTUAL [swear word] ARE YOU?! How did you get in here?! This is my schtick you hack!"
[JOCO] "I'm glad you asked! I don't know!"
[MAJORDOMO] "What do you mean you don't know? Who the hell are you?! Where the frick did you come from?!"
[JOCO] "HI! I'm Joco! I'm the clump of zaniness born from human mania! I drift from head to head suffering a liminal condition! Basically, I'm invisible! Nobody can see me!" The thing said, before its wobbly eyes ejected from the sockets at Majordomo, connected by springs extending into the skull.
[MAJORDOMO] "HEY WATCH IT GOOGLY EYES!" He said, tapping the eyes back; "I've always wanted to gore something for real instead of just control Munny's actions to make her do it in real life, so don't think for a second I won't in HERE if you press me!"
[JOCO] "Oh I'm sorry! I didn't mean anything by it! I just decided to pop in here because you're able to see me, somehow! And well, it *sniffle* it gets really lonely sometimes being an invisible, animate mood. *Sniffle* ... I can't talk to people, I can't even touch them! All I can do is affect how they act. Dancing, laughing, jokes, jumping up and down, that's all me! I'm responsible for those kinds of things! And while it makes me laugh it gets dull sometimes when there's nobody to talk about it with!"
[MAJORDOMO] "Buddy, you're basically a mental disorder that came to life. You're a platonic ideal of a behavioral quirk who can only act like a clown and a comic and nothing else."
[JOCO] "That's right! I'm Mania itself!"
[MAJORDOMO] "And what makes you think we want anything to do with ya? You look like a snake made of fur. And you're colored like the vomit someone would spit out if they dropped a pack of crayons into a pot of boiling water until it became a rainbow stew and then drank it. You look like you're made out of plastic too. Like a carnival attraction prize that happens to be a stuffed animal."
[MAJORDOMO] "And also, I'm very, VERY territorial of this headspace, and I'll stomp you flat, sicko. So tell me one reason a creep like you shouldn't be evicted right out of here, right now. Because Munny can do it."
I felt like I was getting a migraine...
[JOCO] "..."
[JOCO] "Well," It began, squeaking like a rubber shoe; "-I can solve the trolley problem."
[MAJORDOMO] "The what."
