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You ignore her friend, because she is uglier and shorter, and speak directly to the Instagram model.
<span class="mu-b">"Yo! D'you'ze wanta free massaj' an' healin'? Taoist healin', it'z free, qi massaj', very gud fo' healthz, gud breathin' fo' you, full body energy massaj' with Tai Chi energy."</span> You speak very fast, like Master Luo Dong, so that she doesn't have time to think.
"Eh, why not? My neck is a bit tense, can you do something about it?"
<span class="mu-b">"Me sure can. Pliz sit in da sand."</span>
In the Asian style, she sits cross-legged in the sand, with her back perfectly erect. Her friend leaves, and says she'll drink a cocktail at the bar. As you forgot to bring massage oils with you, you spray some <span class="mu-i">Extravagance</span> on her, and rub it in her skin. Your master has taught you that you need a firm grip for an effective massage, and you follow his instructions. Then, you make her lie down on the sand, and you massage the rest of her body. You begin with the top of her back, then move down. When you reach the middle area, you press your lips on her skin, and blow qi into her. While massaging, you keep talking about qi, and explain that you are blowing positive energy into her spine.
