>>6160779Time slows to a crawl as you struggle to get your bearings. You’re about as comfortable behind a bar as a horseshoe crab is in a sumo ring… and being stuck behind one in pitch darkness doesn’t help either! You’re about to tug on Kluus’ apron when he turns his attention to Volka, the poor Skog’s hands still <span class="mu-i">VERY</span> much full containing TT!
“You handle Tik’s order, Mimi,” He begins, “I’ll help your friend here! Getcha’ something, miss? Maybe some water for yer’ pet?”
“RUUPPAA, PLEASE!” Volka chirps, her polite voice and genial grin barely hiding the growing distress!
“Comin’ up!”
Your customer is nowhere near as patient… drumming his claw on the bar in front of you, the mobster hums with an unknown magical energy… best watch your step…
So, you begin in your crummy falsetto voice, what can you get s-
“Surprish me…” He interjects with a withering stare.
Biting your lip, you rummage around behind the counter and find a vat of icy balls of goo next to a few bottles. Taking one of the orbs, you place it in front of him and smile!
S-surpriiiiise~
Your customer responds to your endearing joke by slapping the goo into the crowd. Guess he’s not a jokester…
In any case, you found some bottles… mixing drinks is a lot like jazz, right? How hard could it be?
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