>TOADY Bo3 AGGRESSIVE>79+4=83 vs GUI LI 58+6= 64>HITShe wants a foit, she gon fuggen <span class="mu-r"> GEDD </span> un.
So she's been spying on you the whole time, picking up clews when you Train in Carrionpede, then getting killykilly on her own in this dark world while you're busy doing real shit.
This is how gudd she's gotten in the past couple months. No surprise; not impressed. If YOU didn't need to eat or sleep or slogg for Seafood you'd be this good too. Not even counting how much time <span class="mu-r">SHE</span> keeps wasting by needing so much Ceremonying.
It's <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-i"> her</span></span> fault you're not as good as you could be, and you still owe her a right sock in the eye from the other time she pulled this stunt.
"<span class="mu-g"> Carmageddit, curz I'z <span class="mu-r">GIVVIT</span>!!!!</span>"
The spear swings across from the back of her waist, arcing down; <span class="mu-r">POLE HOOK!!</span>
>oo oo>oops try againA deft hop carries you just past as it sinks into the earth. The stick's momentum unto the earth keeps going, following-through, emerging out of the ground behind her as a <span class="mu-r">CLEAVER!!</span>, chopping down.
>whoops>nope, lal>NO MOAR TRIESYou make a short darting jump with your blades downgripped ready to draw inwards - Snaring the Swallow - and you're in her zone.
The first in-draw, with Noiffy, catches the stick she's using. It's not wood, not metal; feels like wet cloth left out in winter, chippy brittly cutty. The stick doesn't break; the slight pull forwards you make with your in-draw
stops Gui Li from using her shiftystep, puts Daggy in line with her <span class="mu-r">WRISTS BICH!!
ELBOWCHIKKYWINGNECKNECKFACE!!</span>
>3+3+4=10dmg>Gui Li -10/??HP>nerrhYup, your weapons are weaker here. Daggy's usually much moar killyyer. So's Noiffy.
Kindy you geddit: Gui Li's Klujj Kruch is not a <span class="mu-i">fingy</span>, it's <span class="mu-r">her</span>; the Daggy n Noiffy in your hands are not really Daggy n Noiffy, they're <span class="mu-g">YOU</span>.
She's not downed; moar killing needed.
The backend of her stikk tho.
It just got swung forward at her waist in a boatoar swing.
The sikky that's suddenly on it sinks into your side.
<span class="mu-r">ffffffuuUKKK K K K</span>
>GUI LI 60+6 vs TOADY Bo3 56>HIT>3+6dmg>NGAAK>Nat 100 Save used >TOADY 2/16HP<span class="mu-s">[WAT DO] </span>
>ATTACK >Defensive? >Aggressive? >SUICIDEY? >PURE DEFENSE + ACTION >What? >Write. <span class="mu-s">[R O L L]</span>
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