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Good news everyone! The SCP and FBC have successfully convinced the military to join with their rightful president! You now have control of 2/3rds of the nation’s military, with the other third still working for the traitor Joe Biden. Most importantly, all the overseas deployments are now under your control. These are the troops stationed in Japan and Europe, and the fleets that patrol the worlds oceans. The group of generals who approached Secretary Flynn have also been pleased by his offer, and they’ve declared their loyalty to him.
Now it’s a simple matter to defeat Joe Biden. But where is he? Your intelligence services are turning up nothing, until a tv broadcast from Canada gives you your answer. He’s made a visit to Trudeau, who’s declared that he and the international community will do everything they can to help the cause of democracy in America, and install its rightful president! Donald Trump is the president, and the legitimate one after Biden tried to steal the election! Biden declares that he’ll be returning soon, to lead the true patriots of the country and bring back order and liberty! That bastard!
Looks like Joe’s starting to make his move… In response, Donald calls you all into an emergency meeting.
“Sleepy Joe’s about to do something folks. What it is we don’t know, we just don’t know, but I’m sure it won’t be nice. We don’t know what he’ll do, but I want to do something about it, I really do. That’s why I’m asking you. We have a lot of options. The best options. Here, I’ll show you:
>Find out where Biden is, and send an assassin. Cut off the head of the snake.
>Burn California to the ground. They’re a bunch of liberal hippies over there and we know they’re going to switch to Biden. Teach any would-be traitors a pre-emptive lesson.
>We have most of the military under our control, and we know Biden’s in Canada. Time to teach Justin Trudeau a lesson he won’t forget.
>Ignore it. Panicking over one announcement will make us look weak. And we don’t want to look weak.
