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You feel a bit guilty for not having introduced yourself sooner, so to avoid making things awkward, you decide to grab a rock and break in through the window. You're pretty sure that's the polite thing to do in this situation. Unfortunately, there are no rocks to be found, so you settle for the mailbox. You grab the mailbox and heave it upward with all your might. After a few minutes of struggling with it you manage to dislodge it from the ground.
Suddenly the front door swings open and out steps a strange looking man. He seems to be a bit ill, badly jaundiced and squinting from what must be a heightened sensitivity to light. He shouts in an a language you don't understand:
"Stoo pee lound eye bai ren! Wat you do een wit mai mayo box? Put eet back rye now oh eye caw po reese!"
>Attempt to communicate with the strange man (write-in your reply)
>Calm him down by demonstrating that you're just trying to politely smash his window
>Continue on your way and look elsewhere for hoses
