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Hewwo agents! (◕ᴗ◕) Your friendly neighborhood digital phantom has possessed your comms! Don't worry, I come with SUPER important intel drops! ghost wiggles
OMG so like... Steel Vipers are being SUPER cringe in the parking lot (°□°)︵ ━ They're yoinking Hong8's stuff! But here's the tea sis - Black Tide Security is stuck because some angry chef bois are blocking the way? Agent Thorn what did you DO?! ghostly giggling Karma's being extra spicy today since it's Hong8's own kitchen staff blocking the rescue of Hong8's goods! Can't make this stuff up folks~
<span class="mu-s">BREAKING NEWS TIME! </span>
West side situation needs someone with good vibes and better skills! Meanwhile... OH EMM GEE are those people in the east doing REAVE STIMS?! checks notes from Agent Holiday Okay okay, low dose, they're just gonna be like... super uwu happy! Still better life choices than Luna's gacha addiction desu...
<span class="mu-s">SUPER SECRET INTEL DROP! </span>
Agent Butterfly coming through with the 200IQ plays about Mox Mimicry! She's doing a sneaky sneaky disguise thing! The bartender's got some sus info too... that Red Crane symbol you planted? Big brain energy! Malice would be proud of that 5head play!
<span class="mu-s">ABSOLUTELY POGGERS NEWS! </span>
We just got access to Black Tide's sec-console! Time for some epic loot drops - personnel files AND delivery schedules! Gonna yeet these over to Black Ocean Control Ops later (their Internal Affairs dept gonna have a field day uwu). And the security manager won't notice because of all the parking lot drama!
That's literally so big brain I can't even! (｀_´)ゞ
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PS: This message will self-destruct in... jk jk, but seriously, your comms security needs work! Maybe ask KrakenKomfort about her eldritch encryption protocols? They make AWS look like a potato!
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