>>5378116>Have Soozie case FIREBALL, which will also target Slim. (2 Uses)>Goblin A attacks Bo!Rolled 1 D6: 6...Hit!
Rolled 2 D6: 9...through the Armor!
Rolled 1 D6: 4, Rolled 1 D8: 1 = 41: -2 Life!
>Goblin B attacks King Weirdo!Rolled 1 D6: 5...hit!
Rolled 2 D6: 7...through the Armor!
Rolled 1 D6: 1, Rolled 1 D8: 8= 18: Good connect: -1 Life.
>Goblin C attacks Soozie! But Bo and King Weirdo are in the way! Bo is attacked, instead.Rolled 1 D6: 4...hit!
Rolled 2 D6: 4...glanced off the Armor!
>Slim is busy trying to light that fuse...>Soozie preps the Fireballl...Rolled 1 D6: 6...Spell success!
Goblin A: Rolled 2 D6+2: 8...through the Armor!
Goblin B: Rolled 2 D6+2: 7...through the Armor!
Goblin C: Rolled 2 D6+2: 11...through the Armor!
Slim: Rolled 2 D6 +2: 8...through the Armor!
Goblin A: Rolled 1 D6: 5, Rolled 1 D8: 3 = 53: -2 Life
<span class="mu-s">Goblin A has been burned to a crisp!</span>
Goblin B: Rolled 1 D6: 2, Rolled 1 D8: 1 = 21: -1 Life.
<span class="mu-s">Goblin B has been burned to a crisp!</span>
Goblin C: Rolled 1 D6: 3, Rolled 1 D8: 7= 37: -1 Life and Stunned!
<span class="mu-s">Goblin C has been burned to a crisp!</span>
Slim: Rolled 1 D6: 3, Rolled 1 D8: 5 = 35: -1 Life and Stunned!
>The bomb in Slim's hand goes off!<span class="mu-s">Slim has been violently exploded!</span>
<span class="mu-s">Finished Encounter 2</span>
While the frontline goblin shankers get in a few good stabs, mostly to Bo and King Weirdo, the pair manages to hold the line while Soozie charges up her spell. "OW! Dammit. OW! Dammit. OW! Dammit. JUST THROW THE SPICEY BALL ALREADY!" King Weirdo's elbows and shins were getting a good shanking.
Sooze maintains her concentration. "In the palm of my hand, the powers of arson incarnate, harbinger of 37 felonies...FIREBALL!" She winds up for the pitch, the basketball sized flaming orb sails over the front line goblin's heads and they pause for a moment. Slim looks troubled.
"Need a light?"
There's an explosion, followed shortly by another explosion as Slim's bomb goes off from the fireball's heat and force. Slim is completely obliterated. The frontline goblins, being some distance away, are washed over with flames. There's high pitched screaming as they run, roll around, and fry before they eventually collapse on the floor. There's a terrible stench everywhere. Some of the spectator's eyebrows get singed.
Wizardry is typically a fast way to get a crowd going, especially if it involves stuff that would be classified as war crimes. "BATSHIT BATSHIT BATSHIT!"
Carefully stepping over the charred corpses, the Team makes their way to the stairs that will take them to the final floor for this crawl. King Weirdo spots someone with their phone up recording and figures this is probably a good time to say something since Bo and Soozie already had their quip of the day.
>Bo: 6/8 Life>King Weirdo: 7/9 Life>Soozie: 7/7 Life, sustained Injury: -1 Str.<span class="mu-s">Actions</span>
>Write in what you think King Weirdo should say and roll 1d100. Highest roll OR post with most votes wins. 