https://youtu.be/GjzzXNIrv28First thing’s first: get outta the steam! It’s <span class="mu-i">dangerous!</span>
“Glad <span class="mu-i">dat’</span> lesson stuck!” Ly shouts from across the misty expanse! Doesn’t he have a <span class="mu-i">KILLER</span> to find?! Anyways, you continue, nothing good can come of sticking around in here, so using the awesome combined power of your <span class="mu-b">SHORT-TERM MEMORY AND FEMININE INTUITION,</span> you retrace your steps up to where you were before, A.K.A the ledge right behind you! Just when you’re planning on taking the longer route around, another <span class="mu-r">MEAT CLEAVER</span> sails through the steam and delivers a glancing blow to your armor–how many of those does this jackass have!?
Clambering up the side like a raccoon going for a bird feeder, you immediately notice a distinct change in visibility–above the cloud, at least. From your semi-lofty perch, which you recognize as a railing-lined ledge with stairs leading to the boilers below, you notice two-no, <span class="mu-i">three</span> things:
First, a faint <span class="mu-b">BLUE GLOW</span> moves swiftly towards the sign leading to the… ugh… <span class="mu-i">sewers</span>. If you had to guess, you’d say Syb was planning something with the exit. Someone really oughta cover her, huh?
Right, that’s <span class="mu-i">you</span>! Speaking of cover, you notice a flash of movement in the cloud layer below–a brief one, of course, but movement all the same! Slithering through the mist is the faint outline of a hood, but it’s gone before you can really draw a bead on him! Damn!
And then there’s the roof. It’s, uh… it could use more than a new coat of paint, to use an Evening Sanitation Coordinator saying. As the building continues to shake from whatever detonated above, long, jagged cracks slowly spider across the ceiling in the chunks that haven’t already fallen! As if the crazed bastard below wasn’t enough!
You were properly motivated before, but now you’ve got an extra ‘<span class="mu-i">oomph</span>’--better take this freak down sooner rather than later!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL 1d100 (+5 FROM BUNNY SUIT, +5 FROM LYCONNAISAANCE, -10 DUE TO SNEAKY KILLER AND STEAM COVER!) TO TAG THIS GUY! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!
While you suss that out, I’d also like to know WHAT YOU USE TO SHOOT AT HIM!</span>
>SCOPED RIFLE!>ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!>SHOTGUN!>EYE LASER!>NAILBOMBS? (YOU PICKED UP TWO AND I TOTALLY DIDN’T FORGET TO UPDATE THE INVENTORY PASTEBIN, HONEST!)>SOMETHING ELSE (WRITE-IN!) 