>>5315722The soul crushing result of this <span class="mu-s">trashy quiz</span> instantly triggers a painful memory of your past! And, <span class="mu-s">of your family!</span>
That's right, it's true. <span class="mu-s">You didn't have power</span> for most of your life. Your father, the <span class="mu-s">Black Beard Bastard</span> had the power of <span class="mu-s">Super Intelligence</span> since the age of 5. Your mother, the <span class="mu-s">Ocean Witch</span> basically water bended her way out of the womb.
And there you were, 12 years old and still now powers. And your folks, well, they kinda made you feel <span class="mu-s">really shitty</span> about it. They made a big deal out of this. Made you visit doctors, try weird drugs, gamma rays, aroma therapy, anything to unlock the power they believed you should have. You remember at some point they even discussed trying experimental surgery. Never got around to it, on the account of them both dying horribly.
Maybe this is why you truly hated living on that boat. It wasn't the sea that made you sick, it was the feeling of guilt and inferiority.
WELL FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD! FUCK YOU STUPID QUIZ! YOU showed them ALL! You were just a late bloomer! And now your are STRONG and POWERFUL!
<span class="mu-s">SHOW THEM! Show them ALL how COOL you are now! Do something with your powers RIGHT NOW! QUICK, Dick Bros, tell him something COOL to do!
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