"CORPORATE WAR BETWEEN J AND K-CORP MAY HAPPEN ANY MOMENT NOW. IT WILL DIE DOWN SOON, THOUGH BEWARE OF HEADING TO THEIR DISTRICTS."
"A FAKE NICOLE SMITH TRIED TO INTERACT WITH US. LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU BUT WITHOUT ANTLERS. UNKNOWN WHO SHE IS. A 'VINCENT CRUZ', A DARK SKINNED CLEANER, FOLLOWED HER. WE HAVE LOST VISUAL CONTACT WITH HER BUT DO MAKE SURE TO TRY CLEARING UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS YOU ENCOUNTER."
"X-CORP HAS RECEIVED YOUR STATUS REPORT ON THE ONES WHO GLOW. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. DO FEEL FREE TO ASK US FOR ASSISTANCE IF NEED BE."
"M-COMPANY HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR OUTSIDE HELP FOR 'INFLUENCE' AND 'INSPIRATION'. NO OTHER INFORMATION HAS BEEN GATHERED. IF YOU HAVE ANYONE MUSICALLY INCLINCED, REFER THEM TO THIS PHONE NUMBER: 2-222-195-2190-4421."
"A LARGE INCREASE OF ANOMALY REPORTS HAS BEEN NOTED. NORMALLY, ONLY 20 OR SO CONFIRMED ANOMALY CAPTURES HAPPEN IN EACH DISTRICT PER MONTH. NOW, IT IS 75. WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ANY SIGNS OF SPATIAL-TEMPORAL DISTORTIONS."
"W-COMPANY HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE SUPPOSED KILLER OF AN ENTITY BY THE NAME OF 'THE ADMIRAL'S GAME' TO OFFER THEM A JOB. I DOUBT IT'S A CORPORATE POSITION. LIKELY TRYING TO USE YOU TO KILL ANOTHER ENTITY THEY HAD PROBLEMS WITH."
"ASHTON MILLER HAS GIVEN UP HUNTING YOU AFTER YOU DISAPPEARED FOR A WEEK AND SEEING US GUARDING YOUR APARTMENT. WHILE HE MAY STILL ATTACK YOU IF YOU ENCOUNTER HIM, WE HAVE TRACKED DOWN THE DISTRICTS HE ROAMS IN: 1, 3, 5, 9, 11, 13, 14, 22, 26."
"THERE ARE RUMORS OF A CORPORATE LEAK OF OUR OWN AND K-CORP'S SINGULARITY. WE DO NOT HAVE CONFIRMATION ON THIS BUT WE WILL HUNT DOWN ANYONE WHO SPEAKS OF EITHER SINGULARITY. DO INFORM US IF YOU HEAR ANYONE SPEAKING ABOUT THEM."
"THE MEETING BETWEEN THE 26 ALPHABET COMPANIES AND THE HEAD WILL HAPPEN <span class="mu-b">FIVE DAYS FROM NOW.</span> BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL ON WHAT YOU DO DURING THE DAY OF THE MEETING."
That's all of the information on the report. You toss it to the side before laying your head on the pillow before immediately passing out. All that's left for you is sweet, sweet oblivion. The last thing you notice is NEW YOU, which is hanging on your desk, shifting.
>NEW YOU (MARUYAMA) UNLOCKED! (+1 TO A STAT OF YOUR CHOICE WHEN EQUIPPED, GRANTS 'NOBODY IN PARTICULAR')[NOBODY IN PARTICULAR] No one notices you and no one will EVER notice you. Most people have a hard time recognizing who you are after you're done interacting with them and will be far more willing to spit out information to you. You also roll an extra +3d6 during stealth checks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGkh1W5cbH4 - G-CORP STORM
When you next wake up, you find that it's fucking icy cold in here, even as you try to wrap yourself in as much of your bed's cover as possible. Must be another snowstorm. You doubt you could survive spending another day smashing your head against your wall doing nothing if this is something you have to deal with.
You pull out your phone and dial the Handler's number.