Rolled 6, 4, 1 = 11 (3d6)
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>>5396218from the quest and player choices here:
>>53913971 Lady Sadarnuna and her mysterious handmaiden companion board the Light Sail to return to the Verdant Sanctum. On their way back flying over the endless Desolation of The Flayed Lands, their pleasure craft is shot down by cannibal scavengers!
2 The Maidservant realises that she will never become a Real being, for she will forever think and choose like a Machine. Following your example, she walks to a nearby cliff, and throws herself into the Lightning Sea.
3 The Maidservant is infuriated from listening to Lady Sadarnuna's tiresome philosophical monologues. With newfound robotic determination, she murders Lady Sadarnuna, pushes her remains off a cliff and returns to the Palace wearing her face...
4 Moongarm, the mysterious transforming Synthemata deer quadruped, discovers he can form "machine droppings" and uses that to mark his territory; Lady Sadarnuna is annoyed by this.
5 Lady Sadarnuna kisses her Synthemata companion delicately on the cheek, as they board the Light Sail together and soar over gentle lapping sunset waves.
6 In her robotic mind, The Maidservant forms a plan: to somehow seize the throne of the missing Lady Praxagora for her own.
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1 Haukwode seizes the helpless Praxagora. They will pay well for her in the slave markets of the Flayed Lands...
2 Gnadenfrei obliterates all the meaty flesh anomalies in a furnace of plasma fire. It flies calmly back to Ordnungssinn.
3 Amidst the ruins and the burning slag heap of what remains of the Underdistrict, Spike Head's limbless torso wriggles with uncontrollable pleasure.
4 Two slum children step from their hiding place, to see what they can scavenge from the wreckage.
5 After decapitating Haukwode and blasting the machine drone Gnadenfrei to pieces singlehandedly, Knife Mother Praxagora decides she should return the Palace after all.
6 Praxagora aims her shotgun E1M1 at Hawkwode. As he surrenders, she explains how Men can be made to join her Knife Sisters; it just requires a few cuts down there...
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1 You are impaled upon the jagged girders of the collapsed Underdistrict ruin. Death comes slowly...
2 Your fall is miraculously broken by the muscular limbless torso (wriggling, somehow still alive?)of Spike Head; sadly, one of his spikes has broken your spine.
3 You see Haukwode's gunship Aucgunctur escaping in the distance. The mercenaries are leaving you behind... your dying act is to turn the chain cannons of Geryon and target them.
4 You fall... and land upon the open cockpit of Haukwode's gunship. An outstretched hand helps you rise, offering you friendship and trust.
5 Your body is smashed into the ruins below, but your consciousness lives... in the war machine Geryon now.
6 Somehow, your fall is broken by an outstretched, dangling steel girder, jutting out from the ruins of the vertical slum. There are cables ascending upwards almost within reach...
