>>5711239https://youtu.be/a3aXHqrvG04Okay, you pant as the back of your hand fights a losing battle against the rapidly-accumulating sweat on your brow, but <span class="mu-i">why</span>?
Your question is answered with the usual puff of acrid smoke from your master’s perpetually-frowning mouth.
“Eet ees seemple chemistry, Dieselchik:” She grunts as she continues to glare at your prone form with her one gray eye, “Zee <span class="mu-s">CALCIUM</span> ees reactink to zee water because eet eez <span class="mu-s">EARTH METAL-</span>not as reacteev as <span class="mu-s">ALKALI</span>s, of course, but sometimes it is beink better to do the subtleties over zee…”
She pauses to take another drag before blowing the smoke in your face.
“... <span class="mu-i">dramatics…</span> Oy, what are they teachink you een schools these days?”
Okay, you nod as you move to get off the ground, but reconsider when your master’s glare intensifies, but why is she telling you this again? Like, what does this have to do with martial ar-
“Martials arts ees zee arts of <span class="mu-s">DEFENDINK</span> yourself!” She snarls! “And some of the times defendink oneself is requirink more zen fancy punchinks and keeks, Dieselchik.”
Master Laika takes a long swig from that funny-smelling thermos she always keeps close to her side as you ponder the meaning behind her rambling. So she’s saying it could be some kind of <span class="mu-s">DISTRACTION</span> tactic?
“Very good, darlink…” She purrs with a nod of approval! “Enemy is seeink steam, they are rushink to see what happen. Then you sleep een unnoticinked an smother Consulate General een hees sleepinks.”
<span class="mu-i">Assassinate?</span>
“I mean <span class="mu-i">PLEASURE</span> zee Consulate General.” Your master mutters before taking another swig from her thermos! What uh… what did she say she used to do back in the day again?
“<span class="mu-s">HIGH-CLASS PROSTITUTE</span>.” She recites as she pokes her cigarette in your direction, “But you will be callink zem ‘<span class="mu-s">CALLGIRLS</span>’, Dieselchik-just because you are payink zem doesn’t mean you don’t respect, yes?”
Erm, okay?
“You’ll be thankeenk me later…” Growls your master with a conspiratorial wink of her remaining eye. Huh.
>CONTD. 