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The Sagacious Monk, Brother Spade, ignores this.
Setting the shovel end of his massive guillotine-like crescent iron spade into the ground, the Monk declares
- Very well, I will remain here. Describe this friend of yours to this Stranger, and everything will be resolved. But first, I must ascertain that the Stranger is trustworthy, honourable. We cannot keep you outside only to have a Stranger in your place peering through at our dancers undressing in their backstage undergarments - that will never do! Tell me stranger, do you follow the Spade? Do you know why we Monks carry the Spade?
>Without hesitation, agree enthusiastically: Yes, good Brother! I too follow the Spade! Behold, this is my sword-shaped spade! (Brandish the spade... er, sword, Satire, as proof)
>Well, finally your years of accumulating dedicated anime and wuxia knowledge can be put to use. You know why Monks carry a spade. Explain why (write-in)
>That unsettling, creepy and disturbing Jolly Halfling is still leering and staring at your left hand. It is getting a bit worrying. Is there something wrong with it? (Take a look at your hand)
>Ask the Jolly Halfling a question (write-in)
>(Take Willowjade the Fan Girl's side, get rid of Arvel Straunge-Trull) This Legolast the Last Elf just insulted you! And something about him seems a little unusual... maybe it is just the nature of that rare creature, the Elf...
>Something else...?
