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>Be me.
>Be peasant farmer about to buy grapes from stall.
>Strange man walks up to me.
>Weird I think, but I try to greet him.
>He has some soft of autistic breakdown and I freak out.
>My friends try to restrain him and bring him to local preist.
>Badidea.gif.
>He blows them all away to smithereens the second they get close.
>MFW I've just encountered an unholy retard with Human Torch powers when all I wanted was to buy some fruit from my favorite stall.