>>5816685Thank you kind anon!
>refined discernment and sophisticated taste in films In this moment of heightened geopolitical turmoil and religious conflict, I would like to present this film below as an important cinematic contribution to the cultural wellbeing of humanity. Mariah Carey is in this film, truly an exhibition of atrocity
You Don't Mess With The Zohan, smell the feet scene... smell it... smell it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=utYsQTUae5wANGRY EXECUTIVE (annoyed at being interrupted mid-rant by a bystander, Zohan interfering)
Look, stay out of my business,
Mustafa.
ZOHAN
"Mustafa"?! This is not my name.
Who tells you this is my name?
ANGRY EXECUTIVE (dismissively)
Whatever.
Salami, bologna, apple sauce.
ZOHAN (calmly)
My friend, if I were you,
I would change the tone.
Avoid the pain.
ANGRY EXECUTIVE
Listen, go back to your goddamned
pretzel stand. We got it... ARGGGHhh (screams in pain)
ZOHAN (pinching the Angry Executive's finger)
Look what I've got. It's right here.
ANGRY EXECUTIVE (desperately pleading in agony, utterly helpless)
Please...!
ZOHAN (still pinching his finger)
I've got it.
TEARFUL EXECUTIVE
Please, let me go.
ZOHAN
I never work at pretzel stand.
You like to insult people!
(he kicks the executive in the face)
TEARFUL EXECUTIVE (in shock, pain)
Was that your feet?!
ZOHAN
Yes, it's the feet. The feet uppercut.
Here comes the double foot.
(Zohan somehow slaps him with BOTH of his feet simultaneously on either side of his face)
This is good.
(Zohan presses one bare foot extremely close to the executive's face)
Smell it... smell it... smell it.
Now take it.
That's for you!
(Zohan kicks him in the face)
TEARFUL EXECUTIVE
All right, let me go!
ZOHAN
You said you wanted pretzel!
(camera pans down to reveal the executive has been tied up with his own limbs into a human pretzel)
