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"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
A man weeps like a baby as he drowns his sorrows in copious amounts of booze.
"JOKER! My sweet little Joker! WEEEEEEEE! Why did you have to loose? It's not your fault that you suck so bad but still! And Jack! Jackie boy! My widdle baby! He tried to break you out and they beat him like a rug!"
"Master Kaido I'm right here."
"SHUT YOUR CAKEWHOLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
He smashes the ground with his kanabo before raising his gourd to drench himself in sake again.
"PWEH! And now we ran out of our precious smiles too! WHAT WILL WE DO?"
"H-He's going back and forth between types of drunkenness. Have you seen anything like that?"
A mook dares to open his mouth before he's uppercutted through the roof and into the starry sky.
"And that little germ keeps bullying us. Sigh. That's all I deserve honestly. I'm so pathetic I wish I was a sea cucumber. Hic."
Kaido wipes his mouth clean before continuing.
"I even got myself one of those CUTIE PIE worst generation kiddies. But all they keep doing is sulking in a cell without obeying me. Even though I did all I could. Sigh. As usual I am the one who'll have to do everything. AND THOSE SONS OF BITCHES WILL PAY! Both that Straw Hat and Cavalier! Those little shits will rue the day they crossed me! Mark my words! Or at least when we start burning the world to the ground. Because I can't leave until then. Fuck this country. OH WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN THEN TEE-HEE!"
"Master Kaido! Master Kaido!"
Another one of his minions rushes in.
"Important news!"
"Huh? Leave me be. Can't you see I'm bubsy? Hic."
"SIR! YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST SEE THIS!"
"Didn't you hear?! Kaido said he's BUBSY! LEAVE!"
Jack roars at the little man.
"EEEK! B-But sir it's Big Mom! She's been killed! Look!"
"WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE! Give me that!"
Jack snatches the paper from the little man and starts squinting real hard at the small letters before he takes out his reading glasses.
"Let's see... URK!"
"Huh? Wassat Jack? Little Jackie boy scared of big words again? Hic."
"Master Kaido! LOOK!"
Jack turns the paper around and the oni like man groggily stumbles forward until his nose is almost touching the news.
"Hmmmmmmm. Which one? Hold on..."
Kaido takes a step back before smacking himself in the face with his Kanabo.
"Ow..."
He holds his head as blood drips from it.
"Oooow. That hurt. I swear if I killed my buzz for nothing you'll both pay."
