>>5195824“I have a three-hour essay.” You clear your throat. Yup, just like you thought, a lil’ blood comes out. You wipe it off. “I can recite it right now.”
“What is it about?” Angra Mainyu tilts her skull head.
“Huh… hum… Cake.” You’re an expert baker after all. Second best…
“Oh sweetie pie… you picked the wrong moment to mess around.” Angra Mainyu bends her body backward. “Ceйчac я пoцeлyю, и вce пpoйдeт...”
Angra Mainyu’s head drops like a hammer at great speed! She’s going to headbutt the ground you’re standing on…
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With you as her main target. She’s going to kiss your ass to the other world. You brace for impact. You did what you could, didn’t you…?
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Wait, you aren’t dead yet. 