>>5887366>>5887375>>5887421>>5887431>Pinch her cheeks>Yell "What have you done to my hot master?! BRING HER BACK!!"True, your master is not in sight but an adorable little creature has replaced her. Sure, you're master has an undeniable and deadly allure, but you've always been a sucker for the cuter things in life.
It goes about as well as you can imagine.
"Lay a finger on me and lose it, brat." You've heard that line before. But...
"Master?"
She gives you an indignant look.
"Master have you... always been a halfling? Surely you must be taking some sort of human transpeciation potion to maintain your human guise. Those ingredients i'm sure are rare and expensive... your shipment has been siezed or delayed, surely?"
"Shut up, you dolt. I'm Human. Always have been. I was experimenting with a new poison formula and was trying to inoculate myself but... looks like it was a bit too strong. If I don't cure this thing I'll be stuck like this for the better part of a month... unacceptable."
She whirls about and starts grabbing daggers and satchels from around her bedroom. There are a shocking amount of daggers and satchels.
"Wrap your hand. We're going." She stuffs a few other belongings into one LARGE satchel and makes for the exit.
>Attempt to stop her, surely you could wait out a month>Inquire as to the nature of the poison she ingested>Seek the advice of Gildenstern>write in 