>>6316397You’re a magician! A performer! These two clearly don’t know what counseling is either, so who cares what you say!? You give out great advice all the time! As long as they stop being annoying for a bit, you win!
Spreading your stance wide and letting a confident smile fall upon your face, you begin your session with a challenge: are they <span class="mu-s">READY</span>... for <span class="mu-r">COUNSE-</span>-
“Yes, yes, hurry up.”
You’re not gonna admit it, but that interruption hurts your feelings a little. A-anyways, you’ve got their curiosity… time to rake in that attention!
<span class="mu-b">LOVE DOCTOR ANTON IS ON THE CASE<3 CHOOSE ONE OR MORE TO START! CURRENT LOVE RATING: GENUINELY DEPRESSING</span>
Hokay, counseling… h-how does this stuff even start, anyways? Or rather: how should <span class="mu-i">YOU</span> start it?
>You two barely know each other anymore! Icebreaker activity time!>Set ground rules for the session!>Share your impartial observations! Identify the issues!>Air some grievances! What are your problems?>Set the scene a bit: what is… COUNSELING!?>History lesson! What drew them together in the first place?>Butter them up! Make them say ONE THING they like about each other!>Start with a long-winded half-true story about your ex!>Start with a long-winded half-true story about your current partner!>Write-In! 