>>6339864>>6339873>>6339936>Why would you want to be a lumpy cactus person, instead of GIRL the BIG? This seems more like a curse than blessing.>What do they even do here?"Why, exactly, would I want to be a lumpy cactus person instead of GIRL the BIG?" You flex, as if in demonstration that you are not a lumpy cactus person and are instead yourself. "Seems a bit of a waste."
"The MUTATION CHURCH does not ask of you to change WHO you are--rather, we ask to change WHAT you are." The cactus twists, a strange, undulating kind of dance, kicking up clods of dust in the ground as he does. "You might become a great, hulking green beast, or a lump of glittering purple rock, or an amalgam of darting blue eyes. We believe radioactivity begets your TRUE self, the self that lies beneath that thin layer of flesh you call a body."
"Right." You're pretty sure your layer of flesh isn't all that thin, but whatever. "What exactly is it you do here besides preaching to people?"
"We spread the good word of the MUTATION CHURCH. We deploy missionaries all across the KINGDOMS. We baptize neophytes in glorious radioactive waste." He shudders. "Just as yourself. You must be here for a dip, no? You look a little mutated already, perhaps but a bit more would really bring you out of your shell! You seem to value strength. Just imagine the kind of strength you could have if you pushed yourself beyond the limits of humanity?"
>You're good. And you're not a mutant.>Yeah, you're already mutated already, so you really don't need this.>How about a bucket of radioactive waste for the road? A baptism-to-go.>Hmm.. maybe a dip wouldn't hurt.>[Write-In.] 