>>5917213Everyone stares in horror at their dead friends, and the few remaining survivors start to rush for the exit as they realize they can’t win. Unfortunately for them, they bump right into K.I.S.A, who proceeds to clean them in half with a sharp leg.
“S-sorry, I know I’m not supposed to kill those who surrenders, but uh, they didn’t raise their arm or anything so uhm, honest mistake!”
You hear a ‘boo-womp’ sound effect come from...somewhere, again, then you hear laughter. Actual laughter, not the weird one you heard before. It’s the kind of laughter that’s so intense a normal person would have trouble breathing after it. You turn to face the source of the sound, and you see...a woman? You think? She looks so weird, you aren’t exactly sure what she is. You think she's human, if anything.
“Hi guys!” Canned laughter again. “I’ve been told to fight you! Don’t really wanna, but they’ll hurt my boyfriend if I don’t...” You hear an ‘aww’ sound effect, this is actually kind of getting on your nerves. “And a one, and a two...”
You try to read her with MPR, but all you get is...how do you even describe this.
MPR(Schadenfreude): Hi guys, welcome to my blog, where I post funny memes I see online! Now, I know what you’re thinking, ‘but schadenfreude, I thought you said you’d stop posting after the last drama’ but you see, dear oomfie-
Yeah, it kind of goes on and on like this. Usually the patterns are esoteric and strange, but those are actual sentences you can read, the problem is it’s just useless drivel. You could probably make sense of them given enough time, but that’s assuming you survive that long.
“And a three~!” She winks, and a star shaped object appears, it then rapidly starts spinning towards K.I.S.A. It dodges, only to starts slipping on a corpse and falling down the stairs.
You hear Etsy scream in your radio. There is no way in her mind that this is a genuine mistake from K.I.S.A.
“Guess that robot’s going back to the scrapyard!” There’s an awkward silence, she frowns. “Hehe, tough crowd- OW!” A bucket of pain falls on her head from who knows where, the canned laughter breaks the silence once again.