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Rolled 2, 1 + 1 = 4 (2d2 + 1)
The next one is just unlucky, getting shoved out of the ring of spectators just as your eyes land on him.
You give him two beats, enough time for him to grab the axx out of his bellybund.
}}UNLUKKY{{
HP 26
Dmg 7
Dur 5
>Toady 71+16 vs Unlukky 14
>HIT
>Unlucky 0Dur 2HP
>Unlukky 37 vs Toady 65+4
>UNLUKKY
His armor is really just wood and rope, like what YOU started with. He's totally unprepared: his one WIFF with the short heavy-hedd axx passes into your zone then out of it, catching nothing. You shredd him, starting with the fingers clutching the axx, then the exposed tricep, then both shoulders.
He's done.
Then the grigger wot shoved him out from the back jumps in, biggy spiked clubb wooshing to smoosh you.
You kick off from Unlukky, so he eats it instead, a weighted cracky <span class="mu-r">Krunch</span> to the back of the head.
His clubb is barely dragged out of the pulpy splorty red mess when you round on him for stealing YOUr kill.
}}KUNNEN BRUTALLY{{
33+10HP, 9Dmg, 11Dur
>Toady 92+16 vs KUNNEN B. 44
>HIT
>-11Dur, -8HP
>K.B. 35HP
>K.B. 66 vs Toady 88+4
>KEK
Problem with bashers in it'z either top down, diagonal, or side swings; no thrust, so that's where YOUre going.
To his credit he does kind of spot it, does an inward swing that brings the clubb across his body; the swing WIFFS, your stabbitystabbs parting the suspender riggings of his Kludge Armor so that it slides down to his thighs. On a smaller Orc the damage you have done just chewing through his armor might have given a little pause; Kunnen Brutally's born fikky, both his meats n his skull. Might have been twins wiv one of the VictimClub schmucks.
>Toady 97+16 vs K.B. 52
>HIT
>KB 6HP
>KB 67 vs Toady 95+4
>NOOB
You do him again, ducking his pommel-bash and side-swinging followup, then full killy riser from the ground, chewing through the wood haft of his basher that's again in a cross-body guard, two stabs in the chest for grip then you're inniz <span class="mu-r">FAICE</span>. He manages to get one bracered arm up in time to cover his eyes, but you take an ear and both cheeks anyway, then skin and rip his scalp, tattering his back on the way down.
You're reset to rush again when you see him just standing there, looking at his broken basher, touching the top of his head. His hand comes from there away bloodier than it had been at his face. You meet his bewildered eyes and show him his scalp. Then shove it into yer tuckeroos, by now bristling with several pube toupees.
He drops the handle of the basher, steps out of what's left of his armor, doesn't pick up anything to replace them.
The boos still come, but they're softer now.
Progress.
>QM rollan HLM gained
