>>6235620APARTMENT (Spanish Waltz - Castle Crashers)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLchXp8FCbIThe toasty taste of the cigarette is familiar and reassuring. The fear and raw intimidation which were eating at you like poison seems to fade away.
<span class="mu-g">There's nothing like a good smoke.</span>
In between puffs, you get to thinking. Mostly just fuming about what happened, but you realize the silver lining to all this is that <span class="mu-g">you passed the Landlord's "inspection" with flying colors.</span>
So much for not half-assing things, you fat piece of fucking—
You flick at the end of your cigarette and watch the ash flutter downwards. You've been burning through it too fast. A quick stomp knocks over a few more cans.
You get the sudden idea of leaving Garcian in the bathroom for the rest of the day.
You take another puff, then let out a long-suffering, smoke-filled sigh as you walk over to check on whatever trouble he's gotten himself into.
"What the hell," you mutter.
In the bathroom, you see a Trubbish of all things shoving Garcian's prone form into an almost text book recovery position. In his hands is a bag with a few "candies" from a long, long time ago. <span class="mu-b">It looks like he was just about to finish trashing the very last of the stuff before he collapsed.</span>
The Trubbish finishes adjusting Garcian's arms with its own trash limbs before turning to look at you. It squares you up with a miffed look on its face.
<span class="mu-i">Is this yours?</span> It seems to ask. Or <span class="mu-i">You know what this guy's problem?</span> is the better translation.
"Yeah. He's my brother." That about sums it all up. You think of something else to say.
"Thanks, I guess?" You scratch the side of your head and instinctively sniff it. It instantly becomes obvious why there's a trash bag Pokémon living in your apartment.
The Trubbish rolls its eyes with a huff, then reaches out and swallows the baggie out of of Garcian's hands. You briefly consider putting your hand inside of it then start wondering where exactly you went wrong in life.
<span class="mu-s">DEBT: 22,000 Poké
OWNED: 11,000 Poké</span>
DAN (Status: HUNGOVER)
>Break a bottle over the Trubbish's head. It's clearly a wild(?) Pokémon and you don't want that in your living room.>You're pretty sure you have a spare Pokeball. Somewhere.>Drag Garcian out and lock the door. The Trubbish is a problem for another time.>Lock the bathroom door.>Clean up as much as you can.>This is too hard, you're going back to bed.>WRITE IN.GARCIAN (Status: FAINTED..?)
>Suffer.>Suffer.>Suffer.>Crawl out and not be 200 pounds of crap in a 100 pound bag.>WRITE IN.====================================
AN: Apologies for the delay. Finals week.