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“‘Khaahn-Xer:’ there’s no potions that can cure it?”
No, you reply with a shake of your head, the best treatment is to catch it early… and that’s where YOU come in!
“Wow…” Remarks Volka as she digests what you told her, “Those poor human women…”
It’s tough, you sigh, but it’s really for the best. You’re not sure if the disease in in this world too, but-
Before you can continue this weird joke/sham you pulled out of your ass, you feel yourself being lowered to the ground before a pair of metal pieces land on the path with resounding ‘<span class="mu-s">CLANG</span>’s.
Volka, you mutter, what’s going o-
You hear the gentle giant kneel next to you, a look of genuine concern in her yellow saucery eyes.
“I know it’s silly, but…” She stammers, genuinely biting her lip to stave off fear, “B-but can you… ch-check?”
Part of you is disgusted. Disgusted that you abused Volka’s trust, that you capitalized on her whimsy and curiosity.
Another part of you, however, is fuckin’ <span class="mu-s">STOKED</span>.
<span class="mu-r">+1 DEVIL POINTS</span>
Okay, you stammer as you attempt to feign professionalism in an area you have practically zero experience with, let’s uh… let me just-
You feel something snap inside your chest as a pair of claws firmly, but gently grab your wrists and guide both of your hands towards-
Dear <span class="mu-s">LORD...</span>
“C’mon,” Groans Volka with fear in her voice, “Really GET IN THERE!”
The next few minutes are a total blur, even more so than your memories. More chipper than ever, Volka continues to carry you along the road humming her song louder than ever!
“Yep, nothing like a clean bill of health, right, Rook?” She asks in a singsong voice! “You’re just full of surprises, y’know that?”
You gurgle a response, mind still occupied by what just happened. Even with the scales it was… she is…
All you can do is gulp. Size… shape…They defied any and all explanations–they simply… <span class="mu-i">were</span>...
Maybe ending up here wasn’t so bad after all…
>CONTD.
