Here you go, abducting hotties and dropping bodies again!
Quick recap of where you left off last time on (You Are A) Craigslist Killer Quest:
-You've got Mandie B. Reckin-Dwith bound and gagged in your basement, and you've begun brainwashing her to "forgive" your rapacity.
-You're about to get a second playmate: Black Rose. You've also got nearly a dozen other enticing contacts on craigslist you could pursue later.
-Commissioner Seth's son "Scrawny" Ronny is getting off the hook for Lon Lemmings' manslaughter with your help. You're pinning it on Rick Rippler, his water polo teammate and partner-in-crime.
-After a long day at work, and a quick Craigslist purchase, you get hungry and decide to bring home V-Burger for you and Mandie.
-The murderlust is getting out of control... You've got to mutilate another body, soon...
Find threads 1-3 here for the full scoop:
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Fae+SmelterLet's continue, Junior Detective.
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Your antique Lincoln Continental's trunk and seats are still jam-packed full of surplus junk and torture paraphernalia from the isolated ranch with the ancient farmer's ancient widow.
You're puttering along towards home, dreading the leftover baked cod dinner you face. Your stomach gurgles internally almost like the sound of an arterial blood spray. You make the easiest decision all day and pull into the drive-thru of Velton's favorite burger joint. V-Burger.
There are only a few trucks and a minivan in front of you, holding up the line. Around the old-school/classic/original/basic restaurant aesthetic, white/red stripes and all, the sound of Solid Gold Oldies and Doo-Wop music flood the speakers.
>You tap your fingers on the steering wheel to the soothing melodies!>You wish they were playing KTWRP with DJ Boogie Jay Skeeter, he'd have some sick sounds to slay these suckers with.>You claw at your temples and hold your palms over your ears. Make this cacophony stop!!! >Write in - ???You drive up to the big illuminated plastic and fiberglass menu. You manually crank the window open and hurriedly tap the steering wheel without looking at the blinding-bright menu. You already know what you want.
<span class="mu-b">**KA-CHRRRrrrrRRRRRRrrrrRRRRKKH "Uhhhhhh"**</span>
Ahh, finally, the employee pipes in to kindly greet you and take your order.
Quite unlike V-Burger's patented and standard Stellar Service (TM), you are loudly yawned at and then boringly greeted by a cocky and obviously uninterested young man over the burger joint's intercom.
<span class="mu-b">**"Yeah, like... What do you want?"**</span> You hear a murmur in the background of the microphone's input. <span class="mu-b">**"Oh, uh, like, uh, would you like a... pftthmhmmhmmpffffttttt a, uh, 'V-Baby Burger Combo' with free promo toy from uhh... Toy Story: Revenge of the Sith?"**</span>
