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Bringing the receiver mere inches from your mouth, you answer the mystery caller with a resounding ‘<span class="mu-s">FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!</span>’ before dramatically twisting the volume knob to the ‘<span class="mu-i">off</span>’ position!
“Errr, can we uncover our ears yet?” Art asks as a startled Lil’ Stanley scurries into the safety of your pocket!
Sure, you growl, still incensed by the call, but they’d better look alive–you’re getting the feeling things are about to get a little cray-cray!
As if reading your mind, a chorus of wretched wailing and screeching reverberates from the bottom of the maintenance shaft! Peering over the edge, you watch with growing annoyance as a fresh shipment of <span class="mu-r">DEMONS</span> creep towards you like fireball-slinging ants!
“<span class="mu-i">Great</span>,” Talbot groans as he grabs a nearby hunk of debris, “So much for that distraction, huh?”
“Nevermind that,” Sybil barks as she forms a handful of <span class="mu-b">ARCANE BOLTS</span>, “Where’s Ly?!”
Good question, you reply as the horde of tentacled wretches draws closer! Letting loose a volley of explosive <span class="mu-r">FIREBALLS</span> your way, the demon vanguards fill the air with unintelligible slurring as they dodge past your pals’ attacks! If you had to guess, though, you think they’re saying something about… <span class="mu-i">secretes</span>?
“<span class="mu-i">SECRETS,</span> Stan!” Art roars as he lets loose a volley of bolts from his staff! “Quit trying to make sense of it and help us!”
He doesn’t have to tell <span class="mu-i">you</span> twice! How do you fend the swarm off?
>EYE LASERS! LOTS!
>BACKUUM ATTACKUUM! THERE’S PLENTY OF DEBRIS!
>TRY THE BACKUUM FIREBALL TRICK AGAIN!
>GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL–TEAR INTO ‘EM WITH BONE CLAWS!
>KICK THE DAMN DOOR DOWN–THERE’S NO TIME!
>WRITE-IN!