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Despite having dealt with all pressing matters inside the Bubble Dimension, you felt the need to really wrap things up with one last tour! You’re going to meet up with people 1-on-1 one last time before you leave the Bubble Dimension for good (until you pay a visit if you can). There are 27 phrases that define you, and one of them is <span class="mu-i">’No Regrets unless you fucked up™’</span> and you don’t want to fuck this up! So making sure things are in order is a must!
With this in mind, your first stop is to visit your ‘Cheese Goddess’ Pascaline! You’ve been forcibly sent to wherever she is. And that is where you are right now: Wherever she is! She’s standing right in front of you gobsmacked because you seemingly appeared from thin air! And since you don’t know anything about how fairy-sandwich magic works, you might as well have!
“Phil? Is that you?” The kind and incredulous Cheese Goddess (and vendor) says, pleasantly surprised.
“Yeah.” Sometimes you’re a poet, a true craftsman of the Gordonian language… Pity this isn’t one of those times. And you shouldn’t call it ‘Gordonian’...
“Why are you sneaking around behind the stall? Phil, I’m letting you know that you can access everything your Cheese Goddess has to offer, as long as you ask kindly!” Pascaline adjusts her top yet again, she really needs to buy herself some new bras. The kind lady looks around to see how you sneaked in since the little stall is closed shut. That solves the mystery of where you are and why it smells so nice! No wonder this cromulent crate is so familiar to you… You pat it. “Could it mean you’re working on yet another new case?! Gathering new evidence as we speak?!”
“A-Again, Pascaline, I don’t work with the police…” You don’t know how many times you have to say that.
“Yes, <span class="mu-i">you don’t</span>.” Again, the nice Cheese Lady somehow winks with her eyes closed. “Hang on a moment…” Pascaline’s face goes pale. “P-Phil, am I being suspected of something illegal...? I swear on my mouthwatering dairy products I’d never commit a heinous crime! You can body inspect me as long as you want if you have to! <span class="mu-i">But you have to believe me!</span>”
Oh no! Pascaline is having a monumental misunderstanding! As monumental as her assets! Her dairy assets! Her Cheese!
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>“Pascaline, I’d never doubt you. No one with such good Cheese can be evil.” Your rat tendencies are clouding your judgment! Even if it’s obvious she’s not a criminal anyway.
>“Pascaline, the only inspection I’m going to make is of your delicious cheeses to see which ones I’m going to buy!” Use your coupon while you’re at it! Yes. You won’t feel complete unless you actually buy some cheese from Pascaline.
>“I want to believe you, Pascaline. But evidence is all in court. So if I must…” Search Pascaline’s body for evidence… of some kind of crime?
>“Don’t worry! The only crime you have committed is being so cute!” Unlike you, your crime is trespassing.
>Write In.
