>>5966798You decide to jerk off while thinking of Marilyn Monroe.
Why?
Why not?
This doesn't matter.
Nothing does.
It's hard to focus on anything other than ET while you do the deed. Eventually you're just thinking about ET instead and it kills your mood completely, so you give up.
It's now later, and you're at work.
>Post about Shrek on twitter.>Post about killing yourself on twitter.