>>5408924>>5408712>>5405941>>5405592>>5405438>>5405408>>5405393>>5405391We've got to get back in that apartment. The PBRTF never take failure for an answer, perhaps a reason behind our high mortality rates.
A veteran of the force is being sent in now for reconnaissance, agent #00048. He should have no problem evading the government workers posted outside the house, he has his ways... It's why he's made it so long in this dangerous line of work. It should only be a few hours before he completes this task, we will know more about the extraordinary miasma of piss coming from the hikikomori's home by nightfall.
While the already-decorated Triple-O-48 is out in the field having fun and earning even more glory, you are tasked with the documentation of each vessel of urine retrieved from today's site. This is always the least fun part of the job, maybe even worse than getting soaked in piss... Hmmmm... You pick up another man's 2 liter Cherry Pepsi bottle filled three-quarters up with his dark piss, and you twist the cap until you hear a slightly fermented hiss of carbonation. You look down the bottleneck's hole, swish the stuff around a bit, gulp, then finally bring the brim of the bottle to your nose... Should you be doing this...? ...Aw, heck, what could it hurt?
With a big smile...
**SNIIIIIIFF**
"OH DEAR GOD. BLEAAAGGGH!!!!"
The smell nauseates you, what were you thinking?! Your senses are in disarray for a short time. The other newest recruit of the PBRTF, #00311, overhears you from the barracks and rushes in. You quickly cap the bottle and toss it back in the evidence box just in time as #00311 practically bursts down the door. "Double-O-Three-Twelve!! Partner, are you alright?! What happened, was there an exposure in here?!"
Sweat drips down your forehead and back of your neck. #00311 is incredibly worried, on high alert. As naive and green a recruit he is, he seems like he genuinely wants to help you out with whatever is going on.
What do you tell #00311?
>"I'm fine, was just thinking about the state of the world... It's a, uhh... Sick place, isn't it? People pissing in bottles? Absolutely horrifying. Thanks for checking in on me, though. I'm okay.">"Yes, I've been exposed to a particularly potent sample of piss bottle, agent. Please get me to de-tox immediately.">"Hey, Double-O-Three-Eleven, you can keep a secret, right? Ever wonder what was inside these bottles? Get a whiff of this, and tell me what you think... ">"After further analysis, it looks like none of these bottles even contain piss. We've been bamboozled by this pero. Don't believe me? Take a whiff, buddy.">"Watch this, Double-O-Three-Eleven." **GLUG DOWN 1.5L OF PISS**>C L A S S I F I E D (Write-in)picture unrelated.
