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As it turns out, your anime babe avatar can - in fact - shake that booty.
The charms of a mature woman cannot be underestimated. Even one as particularly ordinary as your vessel is dangerous in the hands of a gestalt hivemind that has had access to the cesspit of degeneracy that is the internet. This world you've found yourself in is an X-Rated Harem Gacha System Universe. Yet as cancerous as that sounds, it does not prepare them for the raw, sexual energy of a MILF who can perfectly replicate the erotic dances from every hentai music video our audience has seen.
Yes. Even that one. Especially that one. It's a good one, you don't need to be ashamed of enjoying it. Ya Boi Yog understands the desire to observe the hypnotic gyrations of a blue haired lady knight who is unafraid of dropping the hard R. It's okay. We're all gooners here.
Unfortunately, for all your ability to complete mog the fat-titted bitches on your left and right when it comes to sex appeal, the System doesn't support you.
That doesn't stop them from getting hit with status effects as the System tries to quantify what you just did. As I said, the charms of a mature woman cannot be underestimated. They are quite dangerous. Not dangerous enough to affect their HP or MP bars, but all three of them have been struck by the charmed and horny status.
Funny thing. You're not a valid target for either the fat-titted sows or the so-called Demon King's charmed status. Why? Because Systems are stupid, so I've blinded you to that particular little parasite entity. This has the hilarious effect of leaving them down to fuck with just about anything that moves, so suffice it to say, the throne room's gonna be a threesome until the status ends.
Funnier thing. The system doesn't know how to quantify that yet. It'll figure it out eventually, but for now you have free reign.
<span class="mu-s">[Gyrating like a whore? Bah! Rather than debase yourself like this, draw forth my blade and cut this cretin down!]</span>
Oh right, the uppity angel. Unlike him, Princess is being a good girl and following you out as you take your money and flip them the bird. They don't seem to pay much attention, what with being wrapped up in their system status effects, but it's the thought that counts. Sham doesn't seem content with this, though.
You are an outside context problem for these fuckos. The X-Rated Harem Gacha System doesn't really understand how to quantify you just yet, and I'm not gonna let it. I put you here to grief Shubby-chan's Minecraft server, and until you catch a ban that's exactly what I'm gonna enable you to do.
<span class="mu-s">[Whorish dances do NOT cause grief!]</span>
No need to listen to him. Or do! Either way, you can probably take some more stuff before you leave.
>Don't get greedy, just take the money and run.
>The loot. It calls to you. Just gyrate your way through the castle...
>The loot. It calls to you. Just slaughter your way through the castle...
>Maybe just a few more things from the throne room...
>Write in
