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It’s been a hot minute, you declare Qiao dead. No way she’s recovering from that. Not a fine day for your enemies…
“How the hell did you do that...?” You need an explanation because there’s no way you learned magic at the worst temple in the country. Except for the nerd one. That one was way worse, all they do is dance. You wish you never visited.
“I have the uncommon talent of making the impossible attainable. I’m a prodigy of the likes never seen before!” Lydie continues boosting her ego.
“Yeah, yeah, you’re amazing and all that. But literally how? No way people come out swinging like that from your church’s teachings.” You argue.
“That’s correct, my gifts are mine and only mine. I have no equal! It’s a tragedy that the Church can’t stand my presence anymore. But the basis is all the same. I channeled my greatness into my preferred object, and voila, they become the shoes of a champion!” Lydie laughs. “The limit is your imagination! The size of your dreams! And the love you get!”
“Woah, you’re, like, a super monk like Spooky! I bet you can teach others some cool stuff!” Aurora smiles.
“Yes, I can sense she’s a true master! There are tips and tricks we can share. I can’t let the chance to train the real Spookini slip me by...” Lydie wants to feed you another huge burger.
“Yeah, nothing more complicated than that, or else we’ll get an aneurysm.” You repeat what Aunt May told ya. “Either way, great work out there, Pineapple head. You impressed me.”
“I-It was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen!” Liu throws compliments like a desperate fan.
“You bet! You were so fast!” Aurora agrees.
“I can tell it was really amazing…” The Salty Chicken Nuggets hates to be the one driving.
“Oh! My well deserved praise, how sweet! Thank you, my friends!” Lydie smiles from ear to ear. “It looked effortless, but it required a great amount of energy!” In other words, she’s tired.
“Well, if you were back here, we could totally pamper ya!” Aurora loves hugs and kisses!
“I’d love to rest on your bosom…!” Lydie is a sick freak.
“Keep your eyes on the body.” You remind the airhead to focus.
“S-Speaking of, s-she’s moving…!” Liu points out that Sasha’s body is twitching around. She’s all tied up like the criminal she is, so all she can do is act like the saddest worm on Earth.
“Now what…?” You have a plank of wood ready to smash her on the head.
“BLAAAAAAAGH…!” The monster within the body shrieks. The demonic possession shapeshifts her face to the shadow monster, then back to regular Sasha but with messed up eyes. “Ehem. Hello, humans. I finally attained proper control of the body and I can speak using the vocal cords. My name is llenwr, and I’d like to befriend you! Humans love friends, don’t you?”
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That’s new.
