>>5289863>>5289874>>5289881>>5289926>Ask about her own interests. You read a dating tip about that once in a newspaper column.>Ask how she typically spends her days. She seems in want of entertainment.“Mmm–yes, well, I can’t say it sounds all too exciting.” You frown, hands on the table–where do you put your hands? You return them to your lap–no, that doesn’t seem right. You place them back on the table. “You don’t spend your days atop this throne all alone, do you? You have any hobbies, interests? Painting? Gardening?”
“I spend my days atop this throne all alone.” The lich responds blithely. “I think that.. as a mortal, long ago, I once enjoyed literature. But I exhausted all libraries from all corners of the world. So now I just sit here. In a few years I may stand to stretch my legs. Or, once every few decades, I go for a walk about the flowers. But.. this all feels rather one-sided. What about yourself? Your interests?”
>Revel in your enjoyment of pulp serial comics.>Come up with a hobby that may seem more tactful.>Cleverly divert into a good, punny one liner.>Write-In. 