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After much deliberation, you have come to the conclusion that you don’t like this act, and it deserves to be boo’d. Now, you’re an asshole, but not an asswipe, so you’re going to wait until they aren’t recording to show your displeasure. And that’s what you did, you booed YUNG-P not that loudly, but everyone caught on to it immediately, and they aren’t happy.
“Don’t put down other people, kid. It’s not sweet.” Mama Bodil is disappointed in you.
“Everyone’s a critic.” Eddie won’t back you up on this one.
“…” Kangaroo Man silently cheers you on with a slight nod.
“You don’t like it…?” Leonie looks at you like she saw a puppy getting slaughtered. Tears emerging and all.
“Be quiet, you dolt. You’ll get us kicked out!” Vera nudges you hard AND loudly.
“What’s your problem?!” The singer gets annoyed at you both! “You two are being too loud!”
“Do you call *that* your best? Try harder.” You retort in a panic.
“Wha-What?!” YUNG-P feels seen. “W-Wait, you just boo’d me?! Is that what that was?!”
“He’s trying to encourage you, Carol love!” The middle-aged woman with a massive bun on her head says. “The audience can tell when you’re not giving your all!”
“I-It’s a recording, Ma. Who really cares? We'll probably ad-lib it.” YUNG-P frowns like it’s obvious. That’s not how ad-libbing works.
“I care!” The other friendly middle-aged woman by her side smiles. “We’re always here to supporrrrt you!”
“Not now, Auntie.” YUNG-P rolls her eyes. “Anyway, we’re doing a recording here, stay quiet, please!”
“Boo.” You don’t know when to shut up.
“S-Stop that!” Vera manages to cover your face with her hands.
“Say ‘Boo’ again if you want to sleep with your own sister.” YUNG-P deadpans.
“Boo!” Eddie says out loud. You all turn to him. “What? Oh. I thought you all meant it in a wholesome way. Nevermind. Please, ignore me. I’d never do that. No, sir.”
“Eddie, what the hell are you talking about?” Mama Bodil doesn’t know what to do.
“I-I thought it was a concert chant! When the singer encourages you to participate!” Eddie sinks himself lower and lower.
“And you think a singer would want you to sleep with your own sister?” Kangaroo Man wonders. Eddie decides to save face by staying quiet, incriminating him further.
“...Can we kick them out, like, all of them? Now?” YUNG-P is done with your entire group and is looking for security.
“No, Carol Love! Sometimes you’ll have to deal with adversarial crowds!” Massive Bun lady tells the idol to keep her cool.
“You only need to win their hearts with an amazing performance!” Ponytail Lady adds! “Remember what Uncle Excitement told you!”
“Ma, Aunt, you’re morons.” YUNG-P sighs. “I hate this so much…”
YUNG-P is going to keep trying…
